Zach Keyek

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 Who is Zach Keyek?

A man of too many interests, too little time, too much random knowledge and too little focus. 

Why did he become a Goober?

After years of working in kitchens, it was time to flip his passions and his hobbies around to save his own sanity.

What’s the most surprising thing about the job?

Nobody wants to eat what Zach works on anymore...

What’s his favorite memory at Techno Goober?

One that hasn't happened yet.

Does he have any hidden talents?

All of his talents are hidden. Quite well, actually.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is he?

6 alpaca and a llama, 7 chickens, 6 ducks, 2 dogs, 2 cats, 2 guinea pigs, or a tortoise. Values may vary based on scale used.

What annoying trend does Zach secretly hope makes a comeback?

90's promotional foods. Purple ketchup, Pepsi Blue, breakfast ceral made from cookies... etc.