Who is Steve Johnson?
Steve Johnson proudly describes his position at Techno Goober as “a Bully and a Pixel Pusher”— a role which he is supposedly being held here against his will to perform… (Ignore his cries for help)
On a scale of 1 – 10 what is he?
This secretly semi-pro stairs kayaker rates himself as a solid 10 for looks, 11 for skill, and 1 for smell.
What is his favorite memory at Techno Goober?
His favorite memory is Bobbi’s homemade cheddar broccoli soup.
What’s one word he’d use to describe the Goobers?
What’s one annoying trend that Steve secretly hopes makes a comeback?
Let’s just say that if you ever catch him sporting men’s thigh high socks and short shorts, don’t be surprised.