Custom apps, process improvements and straight-talking AI consulting, from the Goobers who rebuilt their own agency around it. We take on a limited number of businesses at a time.
A person signs off on anything a customer will read.
Before we sold this to anyone, we used it on ourselves. These are the systems that run inside Techno Goober every week. Each one replaced a chore somebody here used to do by hand.
Reads the inbox three times a day, files the noise, and puts only the emails that need an answer in front of the owner, with the decision already laid out. It keeps an eye on unpaid invoices and the calendar too.
Replaced: the morning inbox dig
Learns each client’s voice once, drafts a month of posts and images, sends the plan for approval, and schedules only what was approved.
Replaced: starting every month from a blank calendar
One intake form becomes the project board, the task list, the team chat channel and the customer record in the books. It checks for duplicates before it creates anything.
Replaced: typing the same details into four systems
Picks which clients are due a call today, hands the caller a one-page briefing, logs the notes back to the client record, and routes anything that sounds like a sale or a site change to the right person.
Replaced: “when did we last talk to them?”
Puts expenses in the right categories and matches them against the books. When it isn’t sure, it asks a person instead of guessing.
Replaced: the month-end shoebox
Runs updates and security checks across the sites we look after, rolls back anything that breaks, and writes up what happened.
Replaced: logging in to every site, one at a time
Takes a “can you change this?” request, makes the edit, checks it with before-and-after screenshots, and closes the ticket with the proof attached.
Replaced: “did that ever get done?”
Reads a business’s current website and writes up its brand guide (colors, fonts, logo rules, tone of voice) so every new page and post matches.
Replaced: “what green is our green?”
Writes email replies and LinkedIn posts that sound like the person whose name is on them, and never sends a thing. The owner edits and hits send.
Replaced: the reply that sat in drafts for a week
Every one of these was built by the same Goobers you’d be working with. The details of how they’re built stay in-house. What they do for you is the part that matters.
Internal tools, customer portals, phone apps: software shaped around how your business already works, instead of bending your business around somebody else’s software.
More on custom programming →We find the work your team does twice, by hand, or from memory, then build the system that does it for them and hands a person the parts that need judgment.
Which AI tools are worth paying for, what your team should and shouldn’t put into them, and hands-on training so they actually use them.
How work comes in, who touches it, which tools you pay for, where the hours go and what keeps you up at night. You come out of it with a clear picture of your business on paper and a ranked list of what to build first.
You keep us on a monthly retainer and we keep building: one improvement after another, adjusted as your business changes and as the tools get better, which right now is every month.
Both are quoted. The onboarding fee depends on the size of your business, and the retainer on how much we’re building for you. You get both numbers before you commit to anything.
The Goobers who learn your business are the same Goobers who build for it. That doesn’t scale like a website template, so we cap how many Goober Solutions clients we take on at once. When the spots are full, new requests wait for the next opening, in the order they came in.
Your competitors are going to figure this out eventually. The businesses that get it working first will be the hard ones to catch. If you want that head start, now is the time.
There are two parts: a one-time onboarding fee while we learn your business, then a monthly retainer while we keep building and improving. Both are quoted. The onboarding fee depends on the size of your business, and the retainer on how much we’re building for you. You get both numbers before you commit to anything.
Because the work never really finishes. Once the first improvement is running, the next one shows up, your business changes, and the AI tools themselves get better every few months. A retainer means somebody who already knows your business is always working on the next thing.
No. You know your business, and that’s the part we can’t learn from a book. Understanding the tools is our job. If you want your team trained on them, that’s part of what we do.
Not unless you decide it should. Our standing rule is that a person approves anything a customer will read and anything that touches money. It’s the same rule we run our own shop by.
The AI tools we use process information in the cloud, so we won’t tell you it stays on your computer. We will tell you which tools we use on your account if you ask. Our How We Use AI page explains it in plain English.
No. We’re based in Lewes, but our meetings are remote, so where you are doesn’t matter.
Your request waits for the next opening, in the order it came in. We’ll tell you honestly where you stand rather than squeeze in one more business than we can do well.
Fill this in and a Goober will get back to you to set up a first conversation. If we’re not the right fit, we’ll say so.
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